G(Bend) VERSE: Am It all began on a rainy Sunday in New Orleans, C G Dm Am Thats when our hero had a baby, a girl she would baptize and keep Am Who in turn would have a baby before she'd turn 18 C G Dm Am Who in turn went fuckin' crazy trying to make ends meet E Who in turn would take a dayjob and at night would turn to the streets CHORUS: (And we) F C G Am Knew her as a Vampire, the last one of our mold F C G We knew her as a Vampire, lost and all alone F C G Am We were at St. Bonaventure on the day she sold her soul F C G The sky was dark and the summer breeze grew cold VERSE: Am In the day, she was a research assistant for Professor McGee C G Dm Am Who was famed for bein part of a growing suburban elite E Who rested on their laurels on some feigned suburban mystique CHORUS: F C G Am Dressed like a Vampire she ran out on her own F C G Straight through the sunshine to the darkness of her home F C G Am She thanked JD Salinger for the endless stream of quotes F C G Everytime she stumbled through his prose G She thought about this boy we used to know SOLO: F - C - G - G - Bb - Am - Ab - Ab - F (from a long long time ago!) CHORUS (Raise all Chords) F# C# Ab Bbm Who died in a war for the Empire so they mailed his medals home F# C# Ab Who cut a deal with Lucifer who raised up all his bones F# C# Ab Bbm Who dressed like a salamander with his multicolored clothes F# C# Ab But all-in-all he was a safe suburban clone! F# C# Ab Bbm And when you're a Vampire you're always on your own F# C# Ab When you're a Vampire they won't leave you alone F# C# Ab Bbm When you're a vampire you're always on your toes F# C# Ab When you're a Vampire you're owned! And I've been feelin like a vampire! OUTRO SOLO/Chords to CHORUS For the solo (Sorry, I don't really know how to tab, so I'm only going to do a little) E:I-5------------------------------I B:I-----8-6-5-6-5------------------I G:I---------------7-7^7^7^7-5------I D:I--------------------------------I A:I--------------------------------I E:I--------------------------------I All songs and lyrics can be downloaded free at the band's website: http://www.putridflowers.com/home.php