Tabbed by Michael Hartnett
If this song has gotten you through as many hard times as it has me, i'm sure 
you'll appreciate this (albeit mediocre) tab.

A (x02220@1)   B (x2444x@1)   E (022100@1)   B7ish Abm (133111@4) A*    Am (x02210@1)e|--0-----x-----0-----x-----4-----5-----5--|
B|--2-----x-----0-----x-----4-----5-----5--|
G|--2-----4-----1-----x-----4-----6-----5--|
D|--2-----4-----2-----1-----6-----7-----7--|
A|--0-----2-----2-----2-----6-----7-----7--|
E|--x-----x-----0-----x-----4-----5-----5--|

Intro: A B E (x3) A (top notes accented)  B7

B7 (x21202@1)                  A (x02220@1)    BYou (x2444x@1)need to take that bus
B (x2444x@1)                      E (022100@1)    AbmGoodbyes (133111@4)aren't all that good
Abm (133111@4)          A*        A(I (x02220@1)just like the sound of the slide)
Mother is in a mess
A (x02220@1)                      BWhat (x2444x@1)are you gonna do if nothing happens?
ENothing (022100@1)happens
AmNothing (x02210@1)happens
Abm (133111@4)                 
Nothing happens
B (x2444x@1)             (repeat intro)->A    B (x2444x@1)name="chord_022100@1">E (x3) A (x02220@1)name="chord_x21202@1">B7
Nothing happens around here any more

Leaving the girls behind
Goodbyes aren't all that good
Daddy says you'll be fine
But what is he gonna say if nothing happens?

Nothing happens
Nothing happens
Nothing happens
B (x2444x@1)                             ENothing (022100@1)happens around here any more

Am Abm B
Repeat intro
End on E
e|-----0------------0--|
B|-----0------------0--|
G|-----1------------1--|
D|-----2--4-4-4-4p2-2--|
A|-----2------------2--|
E|-----0------------0--|

I implore you to correct or add to this.