Tom :E

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Learn to love me assemble the ways       Now today tomorrow and always

My only weakness is a listed crime       My only weakness is well nevermind 
                                                                nevermind   C D G
CHORUS:
G    C              Am  C D G    C            Am   C D G        
Shoplifters of the world       Unite and take over
G    C              Am                  G             C             Am
Shoplifters of the world       hand it over, hand it over, hand it over
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Learn to love me assemble the ways      Now today tomorrow and always
E                                   D A E
My only weakness is a list of crimes  
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but night the plans of a future war was all I saw on Channel 4

CHORUS  then instrumental 1st verse then instrumental chorus then ...

CHORUS (alternate words):
G            C                Am
A heartless hand on my shoulder  a push and it's over
G    C             Am                           
alabaster crashes down, six months is a long time
G       C                  Am                  G          C      Am
tried living in the real world, instead of a shell but before I began
        G             C    Am   C D G
I was bored before I even began
Shoplifters of the world unite and take over (2X)
Shoplifters of the world ... hand it over.