intro: A5
       A5 D5 E5
       A5 D5 E5
       F#5 D5 E5
       A5

A5                           D5
Hey there, Paco you Italian fiend
                            E5
Why aren't you in love with me?
                           D5
I've got a killer crush on you
                                       A5     
And it's something that I just can't endure
                     
I know Paco's kind of retarded
D5                               
He's left me here all broken hearted
E5                    D5
I want him to be my  man
                                  A5
He wants another girl to hold his hand

CHORUS
   D5                       E5
So Hey Paco baby don't you know you break my heart
   A5                               F#5
So sugar do the right thing just c'mon be my retard
       D5
You're looking kind of cool
             E5                             A5
I write your name on all my desks at school
  D5
I wanna see your band
        E5
I wanna make you understand
     A5       E5         F#5
That I wanna hold your hand
            D5                            E5
But there's nothing I can do to convince you
                 A5
Cos Paco doesn't love me.

INTRO

Second verse different from the first
A5                             D5
And you know I'm not the only one
                                       E5
Whose heart pounds when Paco plays his drums
Cos hits the skins as fast as Marky
D5
I wish he hit my skin that quickly
A5                          D5
Hey there Paco you Italian fiend
                            E5
Why aren't you in love with me?
                           D5
I've got a killer crush on you
                                       A5
And it's something that I just can't endure

CHORUS

*play chorus, no singing

CHORUS

finish on: A