I made this one on my acoustic so its sounds good as an acoustic version.
let me know of any corrections.  Enjoy.

Standard tuning

chords used
    G (320003@1)GMaj7  Em (022000@1)C (x32010@1)Cmaj7 (x32000@1)D (xx0232@1) D7 (xx0212@1)G7 (320001@1)Ame|--3---2-----0---0----0----2---2---1----0---------------------------------| (x02210@1)B|--0---0-----0---1----0----3---1---0----1---------------------------------|
G|--0---0-----0---0----0----2---2---0----2---------------------------------|
D|--0---0-----2---2----2----0---0---0----2---------------------------------|
A|--2---2-----2---3----3----x---x---2----0---------------------------------|
E|--3---3-----0---x----x----x---x---3----x---------------------------------|


G (320003@1)          GMaj7
When they say promises
Em (022000@1)     GMaj7
They mean promises.

G  GMaj7  Em  GMaj7

C (x32010@1)        Cmaj7They'd (x32000@1)say, "that's ok,
C (x32010@1)           Cmaj7 (x32000@1)   CLong (x32010@1)as we can celebrate
Cmaj7 (x32000@1)       D (xx0232@1)    D7 (xx0212@1)
Ooh, you see, my uncle would say
D (xx0232@1)                 D7things (xx0212@1)would change when he's dead...

CMeet (x32010@1)me in the bathroom
CThat's (x32010@1)what she said
Am (x02210@1)             D7I (xx0212@1)don't mind...it's true.

G  GMaj7  Em  GMaj7 - G  GMaj7  Em  GMaj7

G (320003@1)          G7Never (320001@1)was on time
C (x32010@1)            Cmaj7Yes, (x32000@1)I once was mine
 G (320003@1)                G7Well, (320001@1)that was long ago
C (x32010@1)                Cmaj7And (x32000@1)darling, I don't mind.
G (320003@1)                              G7Yeah, (320001@1)we were just two friends in lust
C (x32010@1)                         Cmaj7And (x32000@1)baby, that just don't mean much
G (320003@1)                   G7You (320001@1)trained me not to love
C (x32010@1)                      Cmaj7After (x32000@1)you showed me what it was

G (320003@1)      GMaj7         EmNow (022000@1)she's staring wide-eyed
      GMaj7
Can't close her eyes

G  GMaj7  Em  GMaj7

C  Cmaj7
Anywhere is fine
C (x32010@1)       Cmaj7 (x32000@1)     Cjust (x32010@1)don't waste my time
Cmaj7 (x32000@1)      D (xx0232@1)  D7 (xx0212@1)      
Ah, you see, my uncle would say
D (xx0232@1)                D7things (xx0212@1)would change once he's dead...

C (x32010@1) 
Meet me in the bathroom
CThat's (x32010@1)what she said
Am (x02210@1)            D7I (xx0212@1)don't mind...it's true.

G (320003@1)          G7Never (320001@1)was on time
C (x32010@1)            Cmaj7Yes, (x32000@1)I once was mine
G (320003@1)                 G7Well, (320001@1)that was long ago
C (x32010@1)                Cmaj7And (x32000@1)darling, I don't mind.
G (320003@1)                              G7Yeah, (320001@1)they were just two fucks in lust
C (x32010@1)                      Cmaj7Baby, (x32000@1)that just don't mean much
G (320003@1)                   G7You (320001@1)trained me not to love
C (x32010@1)                      Cmaj7After (x32000@1)you taught me what it was. 

G (320003@1) GMaj7   Em (022000@1) G (320003@1)