C5                       G5
witches work only with magic,
      A5                    E5
and waiting on adulthoods tragic,
         F5
pull the cover over one more time,
 G5                                  C5
stab us in the back your trademark crime,
            A5   G5
it's never fine

A5                                        F5
scratch your fingernails right down the blackboard
A5                        F5
abuse your manicure why don't you,
A5           F5
whoah oh! whoah oh!
      A5                        F5
and paperclips can bend and shape my dear, 
  A5                        F5
cause they are cheaply manufactured
       A5             F5
just like you, whoah oh!

D5 G5 A5 B5 C5
(a big bar of chocolate)

witches work only with magic,
and waiting on adulthoods tragic,
you can turn me into stone
cause a worthless snake sits in her throne,
all on her own

witches work only with magic,
and waiting on adulthoods tragic,
dont come down lookin' for me
cause im 22, and on tv,
oh cant you see
             F5
you wont get me
             F5
you wont get me

G5           A5              F5
so dont you try to scare me so
G5           A5              F5        
with your purple eyes and square toes,
G5          A5              F5
my mother warned me about you
                          D5
you're not as bad as you look
                     G5     A5   B5
and i found you in a book
(snakes like little boys)

witches work only with magic,
and waiting on adulthoods tragic,
pull the cover over one more time,
stab us in the back your trademark crime,
it's never fine

witches work only with magic,
and being bold sometimes is tragic,
          F5
if you're livin in witches lane
     G5                         C5
you only have your parents to blame
A5           F5   G5         C5
stay away, stay away from me!