Intro / [chorus RIff]
E||---10-(b9)-10-(b9)-10-----------------|
B||---10-7--10-7--10---7--5--7--5----|
G||---7--7--7--7--7----7--7--7--7----|
D||---7--7--7--7--7----x--x--x--x----|
A||--------------------7--7--7--7----|
E||----------------------------------|
 
Guitar Chords
E||-----10---------5-----------------|
B||-----10----7----5----12----14-----|
G||-----11----7----6----12----14-----| <---- some of the chords are the same but higher.
D||-----12----7----7----12----14-----|       ill indicate them using a H.
A||-----12----5----7----10----12-----|
E||-----10---------5-----------------|
        Dh    D    A    G     Ah
 
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Dh , Dh
Dh , Dh
 
D
Wear something bright and turn away
D
Imagine girls behaving in that way
D
Why don't you pack your bags and leave?
D
Look here's another bruise I didn't see
 
[Repeat intro riff over Chorus]
D                                     A
You can't say it doesn't really matter
D                                       A
This isn't T.V., he isn't William Shatner
A                       G      Ah
Oh I've told you before

Dh , Dh
Dh , Dh
 
D
These days you look so pale and thin
D
Wave down the bus and let's be rid of him
D
You've spent this night beside your T.V. set
D
Remember when you used to laugh at it, you laughed a bit
 

D                                     A
You can't say it doesn't really matter
D                                     A
This isn't T.V., he isn't William Shatner
A                      G      Ah
Oh I've told you before

D                                     A
You can't say it doesn't really matter
D                                        A         G        Ah
This isn't T.V., he isn't William Shatner (ohh)

Ah                     Dh  
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba!