"Do you take it in the ass" by The Wet Spots
http://www.wetspotsmusic.net/
Transcribed by Maniac1075

[Riff 1 & 2] (bottom line Riff 2 vocals)

	          (A)
	Well my father says you're nifty
	You smell nice and you're groovy 
	          (B)
	And you've heard of photo lair
	And we both like foreign movies
	          (E)                           (A)
	And we both agree that human rights abuses are unfair
	My mother says you have that touch of class
	
	          (C#)
	You understand your feelings
	Well I can see a shiny future
	          (B)
	And you're not afraid to share
	Where we'll dialog in nurture
	          (E)
	And I think I could do something with your hair
	But there is one last thing I feel I need to ask
	
[Chorus 1 & 2]
	                       (A)
	Do you take it in the ass
		               (B)
	Do you take it in the ass
		               (D)
	Cause you're beautiful and curvy
	When it comes to brains you've got 'em
		    (F)
	but unless you're kinda purvey
	But unless you play the bottom
	
		    (E)                       (A)
	There's no way me and you are gonnah last
	I'm afraid I'm going to have to take a pass

[Riff 3]	
	     (D) 
	Well you're adorable, reliable but is your anus pliable
	     (A)                      (B)
	that's the information that I need
	     (D)                      (B)
	You would do it if you love me
	     (D)                      (B)
	If you would just squat above me
	(G - G - Ab - Ab - A - A - Bb - Bb - B)
	You could control the depth and speed

[Chorus 3]
	                      (A)
	Do you take it in the ass
	                       (B)
	Do you take it in the ass
	               (D)
	Cause I've ordered in a shipment
	        (F)
	Of the relevant equipment
	        (E)                               (A)
	I've got lubricant & boppers and some brass

[Bridge]
	   (D)                     (B)
	If you need more information
	   (D)                     (B)
	On this type of penetration
	G - G - Ab - Ab - A - A - Bb - Bb - B
	We can always take a correspondence class

[Riff 4]

	          (A)     
	You see I'm not the kinda fella
	          (B)
	Who can get off on vanilla
	          (E)                      (A)
	No, I need a little colour in my sex
	          (C#)
	Well honey it just happens
	          (B)
	That I brought my bog load strap-on
	          (E)
	And some masculine to heighten the effect
        (N.C)	
	Ready? Uhh

[Final Chorus]
        	      	       (A) 
	Do you take it in the ass
                       	       (B)
	Do you take it in the ass
	        (F)     (E)
	Ohhhhhhh
	    (A)
	Do you take it in the a_____ss