Honey, We Can't Afford To Look This Cheap - The White Stripes One, two, three Intro F C Bb F e------1-1-1-0-------------------------------------| B--1h3---------3-1-1-------------------------------| G---------------------------0h2-3-3-3-2-0----------| [X2] D------------------------------------------3-3-----| A--------------------------------------------------| E--------------------------------------------------| F F e-----------------------------------| B-----------------------------------| G-----3p2-0-----------3p2-0---------| D------------3-3---------------3-3--| A-----------------------------------| E-----------------------------------| F Well, I want to try and hold my head up high F In this busted-up Pinto truck conversion C between the broken concrete and the cloudy sky Bb Well, you have to make an effort with me F Bb Can you make it look like you're chauffeuring me? F C F There's enough gas to get us home now if we glide F e----------------| B----------------| G-----3p2-0------| D------------3-3-| A----------------| E----------------| F C Bb F e------1-1-1-0-------------------------------------| B--1h3---------3-1-1-------------------------------| G---------------------------0h2-3-3-3-2-0----------| [X2] D------------------------------------------3-3-----| A--------------------------------------------------| E--------------------------------------------------| F F e-----------------------------------| B-----------------------------------| G-----3p2-0-----------3p2-0---------| D------------3-3---------------3-3--| A-----------------------------------| E-----------------------------------| F When we took this job I thought that you knew the deal F I told the boss we had a Mercedes-Benz C but all we got in our yard is a steering wheel Bb Well, I can't borrow this tuxedo much longer F Bb Well, we might have to cut and sell your long hair F C F I don't mind you wearing a wig, but I won't steal Bb Yeah, well, honey, we can't afford to look this cheap Bb We need to make it look like we're high class, C so we'll haul ourself on, we can't be beat Bb I can't help but wonder, this time next year, F Bb will we be drinking Dom Perignon or reheated beer? F C F Well, honey, we can't afford to look this cheap. F C Bb F e------1-1-1-0-------------------------------------| B--1h3---------3-1-1-------------------------------| G---------------------------0h2-3-3-3-2-0----------| [X2] D------------------------------------------3-3-----| A--------------------------------------------------| E--------------------------------------------------| F F e-----------------------------------| B-----------------------------------| G-----3p2-0-----------3p2-0---------| D------------3-3---------------3-3--| A-----------------------------------| E-----------------------------------| F We have to keep up appearances as long as we can F There's too much to lose, our social status, C well, our ice machine, and our ceiling fan Bb And if they find out that we ain't real songwriters F Bb That we go Dutch on cigarette lighters F C F We're gonna lose the paradise that's in our hands Bb Well, honey, we can't afford to look this cheap Bb Got an image to live up to here C In the best motel on Imposter Street Bb While the Joneses are waltzing off to dinner F We're gluing old lottery tickets together Bb Trying to make us a winner F C F Well, honey, we can't afford to look this cheap F C Bb F e------1-1-1-0-------------------------------------| B--1h3---------3-1-1-------------------------------| G---------------------------0h2-3-3-3-2-0----------| [X2] D------------------------------------------3-3-----| A--------------------------------------------------| E--------------------------------------------------| F F e-----------------------------------| B-----------------------------------| G-----3p2-0-----------3p2-0---------| D------------3-3---------------3-3--| A-----------------------------------| E-----------------------------------|