E                        A           B          E         A   B
The students at Hogwarts are sorted into houses according to
    E                A       B             E             A  B
Whatever that shifty sorting hat says they aught to do
  E                   A          B
I asked Dumbledore if I could be sorted
   E                   A             B
He said, ?Sorry Whompy I could get reported 
       E                     A         B
To the Ministry of Magic for incorrect procedure
       E (palm mute)
You?re not a wizard you?re a tree

       E                        A           B
So I?m starting a new House and it?s called awesome
       E                        A           B
So I?m starting a new House and it?s called awesome
       E                        A           B     E A B
So I?m starting a new House and it?s called awesome

       E                        A           B
So I?m starting a new House and it?s called awesome
       E                        A           B
So I?m starting a new House and it?s called awesome
       E                        A           B     E A B
So I?m starting a new House and it?s called awesome

         E                     A         B          E          A  B
Well the House of Awesome is a place for anyone without a home
E                             A            B      E          A  B
Regardless of race, religion, creature, or sexual preference
E                 A         B
We accept whites, we accept blacks
E                       A           B
We accept rebel freedom fighters on horse back
E                 A         B
We accept Asians, we accept Jews
E                      A             B
We accept everyone and that includes YOU!

       E                        A           B
So I?m starting a new House and it?s called awesome
       E                        A           B
So I?m starting a new House and it?s called awesome
       E                        A           B     E A B
So I?m starting a new House and it?s called awesome

       E                        A           B
So I?m starting a new House and it?s called awesome
       E                        A           B
So I?m starting a new House and it?s called awesome
       E                        A           B     E A B
So I?m starting a new House and it?s called awesome




    E                        A           B          E         A   B
The students at Hogwarts are sorted into houses according to
    E                A       B             E             A  B
Whatever that shifty sorting hat says they aught to do
  E                   A          B
I asked Dumbledore if I could be sorted
   E                   A             B
He said, ?Sorry Whompy I could get reported 
       E                     A         B
To the Ministry of Magic for incorrect procedure
       E (palm mute)
You?re not a wizard you?re a tree


       E                        A           B
So I?m starting a new House and it?s called awesome
       E                        A           B
So I?m starting a new House and it?s called awesome
       E                        A           B     E A B
So I?m starting a new House and it?s called awesome

       E                        A           B
So I?m starting a new House and it?s called awesome
       E                        A           B
So I?m starting a new House and it?s called awesome
       E                        A           B     E A B
So I?m starting a new House and it?s called awesome