C5
I drove my tractor through your haystack last night (ooh aah ooh aah)
     G5
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet (ooh aah ooh aah)
  C5
Now something's telling me, that you'm avoiding me
F5                     G5
Come on now darling you've got something I need.

 C5
Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester an' I'll give you the key
C5
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
                         F5
I got twenty acres, an' you got forty-three
G5
Cuz got a brand new combine harvester an' I'll give you the key

She made I laugh ha ha


C5
I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need (ooh aah ooh aah)
               G5
We'll 'ave twins and triplets, I'm a man built for speed (ooh aah ooh aah)
C5
And you know I'll love you darlin' so give me your hand
              F5                     G5
But what I want the most is all they acres of land  

Cuz I g[C]ot a brand new combine harvester, an' I'll give you the key
[C]Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
[F]I got twenty acres, an' you got forty-three,
[G7]Now I[C] got a brand new combine harvester, an' I'll give you the key


Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all


    C5
For seven long years I've been alone in this place, (ooh aah ooh aah)
G5
Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace (ooh aah ooh aah)
      C5
Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind
F5                                       G5
I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime.

     C5
Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester,  an' I'll give you the key
C5
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
     F5
I got twenty acres an' you got forty-three
G5        C5
Now I got a brand new combine harvester an' I'll give you the key


Who loves ya baby ha


D5
Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance (ooh aah ooh aah)
  A5
I wore brand new gaters and me cordouroy pants (ooh aah ooh aah)
   D5
In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand
G5                           A5
We had our photos took and us holding hands     

  D5
Now I gota brand new combine harvester an' I'll give you the key
D5
Now that we'me both past our fifties I think that you and me
     G5
Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me
A5                 D5
Coz I got a brand new combine harvester, an' I'll give you the key


Aahh yu're a fine looking woman and I can't wait to get me 'ands on your land