Terrifically shambolic AA side to "Contrary Mary" and on thee Bring Your Own Poison cd. 
got a clue what thee lyrics are so make some up yourself.


start of on D chord

then add
e------------------------------------------------------------|
B------------------------------------------------------------|
G--7-7-(b9)(b9)7-7-(b9)(b9)7-7-(b9)(b9)7-7-------------------------------|
D--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-(b9)7-999999999999999(b9)---------|
A----------------------------------999999999999999(b9)---------|
E----------------------------------7777777777777777----------|

do this twice, then go

G x16
A x16
D x1


D x1
The things you do are so surreal

                                        B x16
You know you make me act just like your lover

D x1
Doobie daddy foobie daddy

                          B x16
Noonie nanny na na na nan nana

             G x16
Well da da d another man

                  A x16
If you want me to be

Im getting bored now so i'll skip to the "solo"]

e-----------------------------|
B--------------------10-8-7---|
G-------7h(b9)7-9b-(b9)7----------|
D--7-7h(b9)---------------------|
A-----------------------------|
E-----------------------------|


Jump around thee house, school, park, office....where-ever to this song because its brilliant.


Please thumb a lift over to Navan, R.o.Ireland, Thee Unstrung so i can jump around at 
gig. And that goes ot to The Paddingtons, Babyshambles, Art Brut, Dogs,The Cribs,and Neils 
as well.