Artist: They Might Be Giants
Song: If I Wasn't Shy 
Album: Apollo 18


Intro:
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Chorus:     
     E7   E7/B   A7  B7     E7  E7/B  A7  B7
If I,                wasn't Shy
     E7   E7/B   A7  B7     E7  E7/B  A7  B7
If I,                wasn't Shy

( A7 Eb9 )

Verse 1:
     E7  Eb7     A7 B7
I'd burn all the uniforms
     D7  C#7       B7
I'd burn all the 'Ask Me' buttons
     E7  Eb7      A7  B7
I'd burn all the intercoms
     D7  C#7      B7
I'd burn all the time clock cards

Chorus:
If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy

Verse 2:
I'd steal somebody's Cadillac
I'd steal anything I lack
I'd steal all the microphones
From all the masters of ceremony

Chorus:
If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy

Verse 3:
I'd ask you, if you don't mind,
To kiss you a hundred times

Chorus:
If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy

Outro:
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