"Mouseteeth"
C5 - A5 - C5 - A5 - C5 - A5 - C5 - A5 - F5 x2


mary, you've got a beautiful baby. >   C5 - A5 - C5 - A5 - C5 - A5 - C5 - A5
mary, you've got a beautiful boy.  >   C5 - A5 - C5 - A5 - F5 

mouseteeth, named after your sister.       >  C5 - A5 - C5 - A5 - C5 - A5 - C5 - A5
it's gonna be hard to find A5 proper toy.   >  C5 - A5 - C5 - A5 - F5

   C5                          A5
because it's gotta be PC, and it's gotta be cruelty-free. 
 F5                             F5
you should have practiced what you preached 

mary, you've got a beautiful baby. >   C5 - A5 - C5 - A5 - C5 - A5 - C5 - A5
mary, you've got a beautiful boy.  >   C5 - A5 - C5 - A5 - F5 

mouseteeth, named after your sister.       >  C5 - A5 - C5 - A5 - C5 - A5 - C5 - A5
it's gonna be hard to find a proper toy.   >  C5 - A5 - C5 - A5 - F5

C5                         C5
before you kicked joseph in the teeth. 
A5                           A5  
it's hard being alone long distance on the phone. 
F5
karma is a funny thing, 
C5
you shoulda thought of that before you took that swing.

mary, you've got a beautiful baby. >   C5 - A5 - C5 - A5 - C5 - A5 - C5 - A5
mary, you've got a beautiful boy.  >   C5 - A5 - C5 - A5 - F...