The whole damn thing ~ Those Darlins
Key of C
Chorus: 
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I got drunk and I ate a chicken
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I ate the chicken I found in my kitchen
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Not just the leg, and not just the wing
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I?ll like to let you know I ate the whole damn thing

Verse 1: 
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Well, I was pretty drunk, I must have been half-blind
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But when I found the chicken, I knew she was all mine
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I don't know where she'd come from, how long she's been there 
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But I ate her anyway because I was drinking and I didn't care

REPEAT CHORUS
Bridge:
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Well, it turns out she's been there for a while
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But it don't matter to me
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She was heading for the garbage
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And the big bad bird was for me

REPEAT CHORUS
Verse 2: 
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Well, I?m sitting in my kitchen
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And I?m wondering where's my chicken
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I don't know what to do, I feel so alone
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'Cause the only friend I have is a pile of chicken bones!

REPEAT CHORUS
C			G		C
I?ll like to let you know I ate the whole damn thing

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I?ll like to let you know I ate the whole damn thing