transcribed by edmond hum --- start --- D F G D F i picked up this lady in a store, she dropped her stuff G and tripped on it, so i picked her up i said, everybody falls down D once you meet the man you want F you'll know 'cause you see red G like making honey 'til he stings you in the head F D fall down fall down F kate collected postcards when she felt too alone G in case no friends of hers could get her on the phone F D fall down fall down her husband was in line behind her F not everybody falls down G you're so old, i said, what happened? D F if you eat her lipstick you consume her jealous rage G they get you in the mouth, those girls F D fall down fall down F juan collected things in cans, he felt he wasn't safe G see, his girlfriend took some when she went away F D fall down fall down D FG
