G5            D5
The lion he has got false teeth, 
    G5         D5
the fire eater is a cheat
    G5            D5      G5    D5              
the exotic dancer is antique.

    G5               D5
The high-wire artist broke his nose, 
    G5                D5
the dancing bears got gangrene toes,
    G5              D5        G5       D5
And all the artists need new clothes.

G5               D5
Cut price is the acrobat, 
    G5                  D5
the fortune teller is a hack, 
    G5             D5      G5       D5     
the clowns make up is all cracked

         G5                   D5
It's the cheapest show you've ever seen
     G5                 D5
with drop outs drug addicts & queens
    G5           D5            G5     D5
its garish gaudy cheap and obscene.

G5                 D5
Half the staff are pimps & whores
    G5           D5
too old to do it anymore,
        G5             D5          G5    D5
they're all old, ugly, stupid, or poor

    G5                  D5
The boss drinks like an unblocked drain
    G5              D5
his wife is stupid, ugly, vain  
G5                D5                    G5      D5
they're so broke, they should elope to Spain

    G5             D5
The big top it has got more holes 
G5                D5
than a dart board its so old, 
    G5              D5          G5      D5
the cloth is rancid green with mould.

         G5                   D5
It's the cheapest show you've ever seen
     G5               D5  
with drop outs drug addicts and queens
    G5           D5           G5      D5
its garish gaudy cheap & obscene.



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