C G Edith Sitwell giving readings, 14 Moscow Road C G Osbert's giving champagne parties, Sachie's got a cold F C Gertrude's hanging pictures, Alice making tea G C Me, I do the only thing that still makes sense to me G C G I do the Rock, I do the Rock Rock C G John and Yoko farming beef, raising protein quota C G Sometimes they make love and art, inside their Dakota F C Rodney's feeling sexy, Mick is really frightfully bold G C Me, I do the only thing that stops me growing old G C G C G C G C G I do the Rock, I do the Rock Rock, I do the Rock Rock Rock Well, it's stimulating C G Solzhenitsyn feels exposed build a barbed-wired prison C G Nietzsche?s six feet under but his babies still got rhythm F C G Einstein's celebrating ten decades but I'm afraid philosophy C is just too much responsibility for me G C G I do the Rock, I do the Rock C G Baby Ruth and Dizzy Dean, Best and Colin Cowdrey C G Little Mo, Virginia Wade, Pistol Pete and O.J. F C I've always like Di Maggio and Rockne's pretty cute you know G C I could never whack a ball with such velocity G C G C G I do the Rock, I do the Rock, I do the Rock It's stimulating - I'm a keen student C G Liz and Dick and Britt and Liza, Jaclyn, Kate and Farah C G Meg and Roddy, John Travolta, Governor Brown and Linda F C Interview and People Magazine, Miss Rona and the Queen G C It must be really frightful to attract publicity G C G I do the Rock, Myself, I do the Rock C G Carter, Begin and Sadat, Brezhnev, Teng and Castro C G everyday negotiate us closer to disastrous F C Idi Amin and the Shah, and Al Fatah is quite bizarre G C I could never get the hang of ideology G C G I do the Rock, I do the Rock
