Intro: G5 D5 C5 G5 D5 C5 G5 G5 D5 My girlfriend dumped my five days ago G5 You're my favorite couple and I wanted you to know D5 Yeah two is company three is a crowd C5 But Friday nights coming up and I heard you're going out G5 Well I've been down since she's been gone D5 And if you don't mind I'd like to tag along And be a C5 Third wheel G5 Would it be alright D5 I ain't got nothing going C5 G5 Can I hang with yall tonight C5 Third wheel D5 Don't let me stay home G5 I know you wanna be together but I don't wanna be alone G5 D5 We can go walking and look at the moon G5 Or get a hot fudge sunday with an extra spoon D5 You can park the car run your fingers through her hair C5 G5 I'll be in the back seat you won't even know I'm there C5 G5 How bout the cheesecake factory D5 Just you and her and me I'm gonna be a C5 Third wheel G5 Wouldn't it be great D5 G5 Don't mind me carry on with your date C5 third wheel G5 D5 Don't let me stay home I know you wanna be together But I don't wanna be alone C5 G5 Lets go shopping give me the keys D5 C5 G5 Or and awkward pic-nic by the oak tree C5 G5 We could stay in and watch DVD's D5 Or you could play twister and I could referee I'm gonna be a C5 third wheel G5 That's what I'll do D5 C5 G5 You can act like I ain't irratating you C5 Third wheel G5 I'll make myself at home Thanks to you two (Play intro again) I'll never be alone G5 G5 G5 Here we go and a one and a two and a third wheel!