Tim Hawkins
Colonoscopy Song



Intro: Am (x02210@1)  Dm (xx0231@1) E (022100@1) Am (x02210@1)2x

Verse 1:
Am (x02210@1)                                                 DmYou (xx0231@1)have some lovely children and a lovely wife,

E (022100@1)                                                       AmYou (x02210@1)have a lovely bank account, you had a healthy life,

Am (x02210@1)                                   
But you knew the day was coming,

DmIt (xx0231@1)was always meant to be.

Am (x02210@1)                                                    E (022100@1)     Am (x02210@1)  
The doctor says its time to have a colonoscopy!

Chorus:
Dm (xx0231@1)                              AmOh (x02210@1)colon colon colonoscopy

E (022100@1)                                            AmA (x02210@1)wonderful procedure I'm shure you will agree

Dm (xx0231@1)                                         AmNumbers (x02210@1)up it time to take one for the team

E (022100@1)                                         AmIts (x02210@1)right there the schedule, a colonoscopy.

Verse 2:
Am (x02210@1)                                                    DmThere (xx0231@1)is some preparation that you should know about,

E (022100@1)                                                       AmYou (x02210@1)have to drink this fluid that would surely clean you out,

Am (x02210@1)                                                DmThey (xx0231@1)take a certain instrument to look around inside,

E (022100@1)                                                AmAnd (x02210@1)honestly I will tell you it can be a bumpy ride!

Chorus 2:
Dm (xx0231@1)                     Am (x02210@1)Oh colon colon colonoscopy,

E (022100@1)                                          Am (x02210@1)A wonderful procedure to help prevent disease,

DmStay (xx0231@1)close to a bathroom,

AmCareful (x02210@1)when you sneeze,

E (022100@1)                                    AmYou (x02210@1)cant get away from colonoscopy!

Verse 3:
AmIts (x02210@1)not a lot of pleasure

DmIts (xx0231@1)not a lot of fun,

E (022100@1)                                                AmBut (x02210@1)now your turning 40 so you know it must be done,

Am (x02210@1)                       DmIts (xx0231@1)not an ordinary, typical exam!

E (022100@1)                             AmYou (x02210@1)lay down on the table then THANK you ma'am!

Chorus 3:
Dm (xx0231@1)            AmOh (x02210@1)colon colon colonoscopy

E (022100@1)                             AmA (x02210@1)wonderful procedure as everyone can see

Dm (xx0231@1)                    Am (x02210@1)                     
And never underestimate how thorough they will be!

E (022100@1)                                       AmIts (x02210@1)time to take your medicine colonoscopy!