Hey There Delilah spoof, by Tim Hawkins Played the same as the regular song, with different words... Thus, it's a "spoof" Intro: D , F#m Verse1: D F#m Hey there Delilah, this is your ex-boyfriend Sampson, D F#m And I know you thought that lifting weights, made me so buff and handsome, Bm G A Bm A * You were wrong, it's 'cuz I let my hair grow long, it makes me strong, D F#m Hey there Delilah, you came in while I was sleeping, D F#m And I didn't feel you cutting and I didn't hear you creeping Bm G A Bm A * out the door, You left my hair piled on the floor, while I just snored Chorus: D Bm D Bm Oh, it's what you did to me, Oh, while I was asleep, D Bm D Bm Oh, I'm a Nazarene, Oh, but you shaved me clean, D Delilah you're so mean Bridge: G A Killed a lion, big and mean, and slaughtered many Philistines, D Bm All with a donkey's jaw bone, that's no lie, G A But now I'm chained up to a wall, and I can't cry no tears at all, D Bm Because the came and gouged out both my eyes... G A Why'd you grab those clippin' shears, and shave my head like Britney Spears, D Bm D 'Cuz now I'm standing hear in total shame, Delilah, you're to blame Verse 3: D F#m Hey there Delilah, why did you have to deceive me? D F#m Bm It's so hard for me to think, not long ago I wanted you to be my bride, G A Bm = But you took too much off the sides, G A Bm hey there Delilah when you die, G A Bm Just tell the devil, I said "hi", A * He'll know why Chorus 2: D Bm D Bm Oh, it's what you did to me, Oh, Now I'm up the creek, D Bm D Bm Oh, now I feel so weak, Oh, I look like a freak, D Delilah, you're such a geek... Chorus keeps playing: D , Bm , D , Bm , etc.
