Intro:

E------------------------------- | E
B------------------------------- | B
G----10-8-----10-8-------------- | G
D----10-8-10--10-8-10------5-5-- | D
A-10-------------------1s-3--3-- | A
E-8----------8--------3--------- | E


C           Bb                         F
Black socks, no shoes, chuggin cans of mountain dew
C                      Bb            F
T-shirt, boxer shorts, Imma lazy boy watching sports
    G
And eatin cheetos just as fast as I can
C (1 count)
Might as well face it I'm an old white man

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C                        Bb                   F
Work hard, pay the bills, call my buddys fire up the grill
C                     Bb                   F
Hot dogs, baked beans, love handle spillin over my jeans
G
And swattin flies with the back of my hand
C (1 count)
Might as well face it I'm an old white man

C                     Bb                     F
Shut this, close that, get your hands off my thermostat
C                      Bb                    F
Flat screen, golf clubs, makin payments on a new hot tub
G
Already spent my retirement plan
C (1 count)
Lord have mercy I'm an old white man