Intro:

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C5           Bb5                         F5
Black socks, no shoes, chuggin cans of mountain dew
C5                      Bb5            F5
T-shirt, boxer shorts, Imma lazy boy watching sports
    G5
And eatin cheetos just as fast as I can
C5 (1 count)
Might as well face it I'm an old white man

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C5                        Bb5                   F5
Work hard, pay the bills, call my buddys fire up the grill
C5                     Bb5                   F5
Hot dogs, baked beans, love handle spillin over my jeans
G5
And swattin flies with the back of my hand
C5 (1 count)
Might as well face it I'm an old white man

C5                     Bb5                     F5
Shut this, close that, get your hands off my thermostat
C5                      Bb5                    F5
Flat screen, golf clubs, makin payments on a new hot tub
G5
Already spent my retirement plan
C5 (1 count)
Lord have mercy I'm an old white man