E5
Well my Old John deer finally broke down
B5
Used it everyday drove it into the ground
F#5
so i went to get a new one way uptown
A5
but I was out of luck cause they were all out
E5
so i found a used tractor on craigs list
B5
there was no picture but i couldnt resist 
F#5                                            A5             
seemed like a good deal but now i regret it if you wanna know why go take a look at it



E5
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor
B5
go take a peek its out in the pasture 
C#5                                       A5
People make fun but it dont matter drives real loud so you cant hear the laughter
E5
makes a sweet sound when you turn on a corner
B5
flowery canopy when it gets warmer
C#5
when i think about i just get madder
A5
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor

E5
just when I thought it couldn't get no worse
B5
my daddy came by Sunday after church
F#5
he said son don't you listen to them big mouthed jerks
A5
and if people make fun hit 'em with your purse


E5
take em on a ride on your pretty pink tractor
B5
Gonna take a picture, wanna show my pastor
C#5
sure all the family will want to take a gander
A5
so I'm gonna show em your pretty pink tractor
A5
tella tubby cover on the seat
A5
it's like a redneck sesame street

whoa yeah!

E5
Plays real soft when you turn on the corner
B5
barbie would drive it if she was a farmer
C#5
when i think about it I just get madder
A5                                                    E5
i got stuck with a pretty pink tractor       
E5                B5
think I'll go to town
    C#5                                         A5
and trade it in for green or brown
A5
who want's my pretty pink tractor?