Things you don't say to your wife Written by: Tim Hawkins Tabbed(chorded?) by Mandos G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1)Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) DThe (xx0232@1)dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1) GAnd (320003@1)where'de you get those shoes i think there pretty lame Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1) Gwould (320003@1)you stop talking 'cause im trying to watch the game (chorus) Em (022000@1) GIf (320003@1)your a man who wants to live Em (022000@1) Ga (320003@1)long and happy life Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1)these are the things you don't say to your wife. G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) DI (xx0232@1)planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) DI (xx0232@1)didn't ask you but i knew i'de be ok Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Go make some dinner while i watch this fishing show Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1) GI (320003@1)taped it over our old wedding video (chorus) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) DYour (xx0232@1)cooking is ok but not like mother makes G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) DThe (xx0232@1)diamond in the ring i bought you is a fake Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1) GYour (320003@1)eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1) GHappy (320003@1)aniversary i bought you a treadmill (chorus) Em (022000@1) G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) G (320003@1) If you a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife, Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) GThese (320003@1)are the things you don't say to your wife.
