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1. Feminism

D7 (xx0212@1)            Eb (x43121@3)                    F (133211@1)                Dm7
I believe that women have the right to walk the streets at night
 Gm7               Cm7            Bbwithout (x1333x@1)being afraid for their lives
D7 (xx0212@1)            Eb (x43121@3)                                 F (133211@1)            Dm7
I believe that women have the right to choose what happens to her body
            Gm7          Cm7                  BbWithout (x1333x@1)suffering the judgement of the conservative right

D7 (xx0212@1)             Eb (x43121@3)                     FAnd (133211@1)I believe that women have the right to wear the clothes they like
  D7 (xx0212@1)                         GmWithout (355333@1)being treated like dirt
 Gm7        Eb (x43121@3)                        F (133211@1)  
And I think we men are pathetic how we seem to judge aesthetic
         Dm7                   G7As (320001@1)the measure of a woman's worth
         Eb (x43121@3)                Dm (xx0231@1)   Gm (355333@1)      Cm (x3101x@1) F (133211@1)         BbI'm (x1333x@1)ashamed on behalf of my sex for making women feel like objects

F9 (101011@1)                      BbFuck (x1333x@1)I love boobs though, I just really love them
               F9 (101011@1)                      Bb (x1333x@1) Bb7Fuck (x13131@1)I love boobs though, I just wanna rub them
              Eb (x43121@3)                       Edim7
They're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy
         Bb (x1333x@1)                      G7I (320001@1)would rather watch boobs than a movie
           Cm7     F7 (131241@1)              BbBe (x1333x@1)doop be doo. I just really like boobs.





2. Poverty (altruism)



I believe people are entitled to basic human rights

Whether they are rich or their poor

I believe a world where no children are starving

Is a world worth fighting for



And I try to remind myself, even when I'm struggling

How incredibly lucky I am

And I don't think it's ok that the luxuries I crave

Should come at the expense of my fellow man



I'm sure I could give a little more

To alleviate the suffering of the poor.



Fuck I love boobs though.

I just really love them

I don't really mind if I am behind

Below or above them.



They're just so jubbly

They make me feel lovely

I'd rather own boobs than a pub

Be doop be doop doop doo doo doo

I really love boobs.







3. Enviromentalism



I believe the that planet we live in is a living organism

And we must treat her carefully

I don't think we can assume we can just go on consuming

Her resources indefinitely.



The earth's not a bottomless pit

And we can all do our little bit.



Fuck I love boobs though

I just really care for 'em

They're equally fun when they're aged 21

Or octogenarian.



They're just so flappy

They make me feel happy

I'd rather eat boobs than a bap

Be doop be doo

I just really love boobs.



Eb6 (xx15xx@4)                      FEvolutionary (133211@1)theory says bosoms are buttock-like protrusions
   Dm (xx0231@1)                      G7 (320001@1)
Designed to tempt men in situations when
       Eb (x43121@3)                       F (133211@1) 
They can't get a glimpse of your bum
  D7/F#(D7 (200212@1)fine)       Gm (355333@1)                  FI (133211@1)find such hypotheses dumb, it's like the one that says
  Eb (x43121@3)                  FLipstick (133211@1)is for making your lips look more
          Bb (x1333x@1)      F (133211@1)     Gm (355333@1) FLike (133211@1)the lips of a happy vagina
            Eb (x43121@3)               Edim7                    FSince (133211@1)they said that I can't look my great aunt in the eye
D7 (xx0212@1)                               Gm (355333@1) F (133211@1) EbWhy'd (x43121@3)they have to say that, oh why?

Eb (x43121@3)                   FFrom (133211@1)that first little suck of colostrum
Dm7                                       GTo (320003@1)the grope of the the nurse in the old people's hostel

Cm (x3101x@1)   Bb (x1333x@1)   Eb (x43121@3) Edim (3423xx@1)  FWe're (133211@1)just fucking monkeys in    shoes

Bb (x1333x@1)  Gm (355333@1)  EbAnd (x43121@3)I-----e----i

F (133211@1)         Bb (x1333x@1) GmWill (355333@1)always love boobs
        Eb (x43121@3)name="chord_133211@1">F            Bb (x1333x@1)    
i Will always love boobs