Confessions
Key: Bb
Transcribed by Alex Scherer
31/1/13
Enjoy another fantastic piece of the one and only Tiiiim Minchin!
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This first movement is called:
Feminism
VERSE
Eb (x43121@3)
I believe that women have the right
FTo (133211@1)walk the streets at night
DmAnd (xx0231@1)not be afraid
Gmfor (355333@1)their lives
I believe that a woman has the right
To choose what happens to her body
Without suffering the judgement
Of the conservative right
And I believe that women have the right
to wear the clothes they like
Without being treated
like dirt
And I believe we men are pathetic
how we seem to judge aesthetic
As the measure
of a woman's worth
BRIDGE
Eb7 (x32310@4) DmI'm (xx0231@1)ashamed on behalf of my sex
Cm7 F (133211@1) BbFor (x1333x@1)making women feel like objects
CHORUS
Eb (x43121@3) F (133211@1) BbFuck (x1333x@1)I love boobs though, I just really love them
Eb (x43121@3) F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1) DmFuck (xx0231@1)I love boobs though, I just wanna rub them
Eb (x43121@3) FThey're (133211@1)just so jooby, they make me feel groovy
Dm (xx0231@1) GmI (355333@1)would rather watch boobs than a movie
Eb (x43121@3)F (133211@1) Bb/Gm
Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs.
And this second movement is called:
Poverty (altruism)
VERSE (Eb F Dm Gm)
I believe people are entitled
to basic human rights
Whether they are rich
or they're poor
I believe a world where no children
are starving
Is a world
worth fighting for
And I try to remind myself
Even when I'm struggling
How incredibly lucky
I am
And I don't think it's ok
That the luxuries I crave
Should come at the expense
of my fellow man
BRIDGE (Eb7 Dm Cm7 F Bb)
I'm sure I could give a little more
To alleviate the suffering of the poor.
CHORUS (Eb F Bb, Eb F Bb Dm, Eb F Dm Gm, Eb F Bb)
Fuck I love boobs though
I just really love them
I don't really mind if I am behind
Below or above them
They're just so jubbly
They make me feel lovely
I'd rather own boobs than a pub, be
Doop be doop doop doo doo doo
I really love boobs
The third movement:
Enviromentalism
VERSE (Eb F Dm Gm)
I believe the that planet we live in
Is a living organism
And we must
treat her carefully
I don't think we can assume
We can just go on consuming
Her resources
indefinitely
BRIDGE (Eb7 Dm Cm7 F Bb)
The world's not a bottomless pit
And we can all do our little bit
CHORUS (Eb F Bb, Eb F Bb Dm, Eb F Dm Gm, Eb F Bb)
Fuck I love boobs though
I just really care for 'em
They're equally fun
When they're aged 21
Or octogenarian
They're just so flappy
They make me feel happy
I'd rather eat boobs than a bap, be
Doop be doo
I just really love boobs
OUTRO
Evolutionary theory says bosoms
are buttock-like protrusions
Designed to tempt men
in situations
When they can't get a glimpse
of your bum
I find such
hypotheses dumb It's like the one that says
EbLipstick (x43121@3)is for
Fmaking (133211@1)your lips look more
BbLike (x1333x@1)the lips
Dm (xx0231@1)
of a happy
Gmvagina (355333@1)
EbSince (x43121@3)they said that I can't
Ebmlook (xx4342@1)my great aunt
FIn (133211@1)the eye
Dm (xx0231@1) GmWhy'd (355333@1)they have to say that, oh why?
Eb (x43121@3) DmFrom (xx0231@1)that first little suck of colostrum
Eb (x43121@3) DmTo (xx0231@1)the grope of the the nurse in the old people's hostel
Cm (x3101x@1) Dm (xx0231@1)Eb (x43121@3) Ebdim (2312xx@1)FWe're (133211@1)just fucking monkeys in shoes
Bb Gm Eb
And I
F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1) Gm (355333@1)EbWill (x43121@3)always love boobs
Eb (x43121@3)name="chord_133211@1">F BbI (x1333x@1)will always love boobs
This is as accurate as I could get it. Comments are welcome!
Cheers :)
