D5 Eb5 F5 D5 I believe that women have the right to walk the streets at night G5 C5 Bb5 without being afraid for their lives D5 Eb5 F5 D5 I believe that women have the right to choose what happens to her body G5 C5 Bb5 Without suffering the judgement of the conservative right D5 Eb5 F5 And I believe that women have the right to wear the clothes they like D5 G5 Without being treated like dirt G5 Eb5 F5 And I think we men are pathetic how we seem to judge aesthetic D5 G5 As the measure of a woman's worth Eb5 D5 G5 C5 F5 Bb5 I'm ashamed on behalf of my sex for making women feel like objects F5 Bb5 Fuck I love boobs though, I just really love them F5 Bb5 Bb5 Fuck I love boobs though, I just wanna rub them Eb5 E5 They're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy Bb5 G5 I would rather watch boobs than a movie C5 F5 Bb5 Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs. The Second Confession is called Poverty (altruism ) D5 Eb5 F5 D5 I believe people are entitled to basic human rights G5 C5 Bb5 Whether they are rich or their poor D5 Eb5 F5 D5 I believe a world where no children are starving G5 C5 Bb5 Is a world worth fighting for D5 Eb5 F5 And I try to remind myself, even when I'm struggling D5 G5 How incredibly lucky I am G5 Eb5 F5 And I don't think it's ok that the luxuries I crave D5 G5 Should come at the expense of my fellow man Eb5 D5 I'm sure I could give a little more G5 C5 F5 Bb5 To alleviate the suffering of the poor. F5 Bb5 Fuck I love boobs though, I just really love them F5 Bb5 I don't really mind if I am behind, Below or above them. Eb5 E5 They're just so jubbly, They make me feel lovely Bb5 G5 I'd rather own boobs than a pub C5 F5 Bb5 Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs. This Final Confession is Entitled The Enviroment D5 Eb5 F5 D5 I believe the that planet we live in is a living organism G5 C5 Bb5 And we must treat her carefully D5 Eb5 F5 D5 I don't think we can assume we can just go on consuming G5 C5 Bb5 Her resources indefinitely. Eb5 D5 The earth's not a bottomless pit G5 C5 F5 Bb5 And we can all do our little bit. F5 Bb5 Fuck I love boobs though, I just really care for 'em F5 Bb5 They're equally fun when they're aged 21, Or octogenarian. Eb5 E5 They're just so flappy, They make me feel happy Bb5 G5 I'd rather eat boobs than a bap C5 F5 Bb5 Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs. Eb5 F5 Evolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock-like protrusions D5 G5 Designed to tempt men in situations when Eb5 F5 They can't get a glimpse of your bum D5 ( D5 fine) G5 F5 I find such hypotheses dumb, it's like the one that says Eb5 F5 Lipstick is for making your lips look more Bb5 F5 G5 F5 Like the lips of a happy vagina Eb5 E5 F5 Since they said that I can't look my great aunt in the eye D5 G5 F5 Eb5 Why'd they have to say that, oh why? Eb5 F5 From that first little suck of colostrum D5 G5 To the grope of the the nurse in the old people's hostel C5 Bb5 Eb5 E5 F5 We're just fucking monkeys in shoes Bb5 G5 Eb5 And I..... F5 Bb5 G5 Will always love boobs Eb5 F5 Bb5 i Will always love boobs
