Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) EmDo (022000@1)not feed doughnuts to your obese children Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) EmYou (022000@1)will regret it when they're in their teens Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) EmMaccas (022000@1)might shut them up now that they're seven F (133211@1) But they won't forgive you, when Em (022000@1) AmThey're (x02210@1)getting picked last for PE Bm7Don't (x20202@1)you see? AmBoombalata (x02210@1)motherfucker D9 DmHave (xx0231@1)you noticed that your kids are fat? Am (x02210@1) D7What (xx0212@1)are you going to do about that? AmWhat (x02210@1)are you going to do? Am (x02210@1) D7So (xx0212@1)you telling me that your family Am (x02210@1) D7Has (xx0212@1)a history of obesity Am (x02210@1) D7You (xx0212@1)got a polycystic ovary Am (x02210@1) D7It's (xx0212@1)just the way that God made me Am (x02210@1) D7 (xx0212@1) It's unlikely, statistically Am (x02210@1) To be a physical thing D7But (xx0212@1)either way it don't explain why you AmAre (x02210@1)in the cue at Burger King Am (x02210@1) D7You (xx0212@1)can blame it on biology Am (x02210@1) D7You (xx0212@1)can blame your physiology Am (x02210@1) D7You (xx0212@1)can point to genealogy Am (x02210@1) D7And (xx0212@1)your social anthropology Am (x02210@1) D7You (xx0212@1)can say you are an ectomorph Am (x02210@1) D7 (xx0212@1) That you just can't get the kilos off Bm7 (x20202@1) Well you can be what you wanna be E7But (020130@1)stop feeding that boy KFC F (133211@1) He weighs 40 kilos and he's only three Bm7 (x20202@1) E7He (020130@1)looks like a clean-shaven Pavarotti F (133211@1) CSwitching (x32010@1)to Diet Coke is not the way back G (320003@1) Boombalata kiddie-stuffer DYour (xx0232@1)kid's a fat, have you noticed that? Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) GAnd (320003@1)you oughta be ashamed Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) For you only have yourself to blame. F (133211@1) CYour (x32010@1)5 year old princess in her size 14 tutu G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) E7Only (020130@1)eats pizza like that because you do C (x32010@1) Will be dead of a heart attack G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) GBefore (320003@1)your grandchildren are ten C (x32010@1) Perhaps you'll consider G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) GA (320003@1)cut-back on extra fries then AmBoombalata (x02210@1)kiddie-stuffer D9 DmHave (xx0231@1)you noticed that your kids are fat? Am (x02210@1) D7What (xx0212@1)are you going to do about that? AmWhat (x02210@1)are you going to do? Am (x02210@1) D7So (xx0212@1)you telling me that your family Am (x02210@1) D7Has (xx0212@1)a history of obesity Am (x02210@1) D7You (xx0212@1)got a polycystic ovary Am (x02210@1) D7It's (xx0212@1)just the way that God made me Am (x02210@1) D7But (xx0212@1)- and in your case Am (x02210@1) D7There's (xx0212@1)a reasonably big butt Am (x02210@1) D7Do (xx0212@1)you think it's an appropriate treat Am (x02210@1) D7The (xx0212@1)all-you-can-eat at Pizza Hut? Am (x02210@1) D7There's (xx0212@1)no excuse you silly goose Am (x02210@1) D7For (xx0212@1)a child with a caboose Am (x02210@1) D7Like (xx0212@1)a moose who's eaten too much mousse Am (x02210@1) D7It's (xx0212@1)tantamount to child abuse Am (x02210@1) D7Kick (xx0212@1)them off the fucking couch Am (x02210@1) D7Unplug (xx0212@1)the Playstation Am (x02210@1) D7Send (xx0212@1)them down to the park Am (x02210@1) D7If (xx0212@1)they don't wanna go, make 'em Am (x02210@1) D7Tell (xx0212@1)them they have to jog Am (x02210@1) D7Until (xx0212@1)their jogging shorts fit'em Am (x02210@1) D7If (xx0212@1)they hesitate, ask firmly AmIf (x02210@1)they still resist, hit'em F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) Is this what you want for your little girl and guy? G (320003@1) DThese (xx0232@1)chips off the pork chop, for the toffee apples of your eye? F (133211@1) CSix (x32010@1)packs of kit cats are not the way back G (320003@1) Boombalata Kiddie-Stuffer DYour (xx0232@1)kids are fat, did ya notice that? Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) GAnd (320003@1)you, you ought to be ashamed Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) GFor (320003@1)you have only got yourself to blame F (133211@1) CYour (x32010@1)6 year old miniature Jabba the Hut G (320003@1) DEating (xx0232@1)half melted Mars Bars from the folds of his gut C (x32010@1) He'll be dead of an aneurysm G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Before his own children ism ten CPerhaps (x32010@1)you'll consider G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) GA (320003@1)cut-back on Taco Bell then C (x32010@1) Perhaps you'll consider G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) A cut-back on Krispy Kreme doughnuts G (320003@1) And Popcorn in bucket-sized boxes C (x32010@1) GAnd (320003@1)microwave pizza or drive through McDonalds C (x32010@1) GFor (320003@1)weeknightly dinners in front of the TV C (x32010@1) GAnd (320003@1)notes to the phys-ed instructor saying C (x32010@1) GTimmy (320003@1)has asthma but he really just gets short of breath C (x32010@1) GCos (320003@1)he's 35 kilos above the ideal weight C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) COf (x32010@1)35 kilos for a nine year old boy
