Am G F E7 Do not feed doughnuts to your obese children Am G F E7 You will regret it when theyre in their teens Am G F E7 Maccas might shut them up now that theyre seven F But they wont forgive you, when Dm Am7 Theyre getting picked last for PE E7 Dont you see? Am Boombalata motherfucker D9 Dm Have you noticed that your kids are fat? Am D7 What are you going to do about that? D7 What are you going to do? Am D7 So you telling me that your family Am D7 Has a history of obesity Am D7 You got a polycystic ovary Am7 D7 Its just the way that God made me E Em7 Its unlikely, statistically D7 To be a physical thing E7 E7/B But either way it dont explain why you E7 Are in the cue at Burger King Am Am/D You can blame it on biology G G/D You can blame your physiology Am Am/D You can point to genealogy G G/D And your social anthropology Am You can say you are an ectomorph Gaug That you just cant get the kilos off Bm Well you can be what you wanna be E7 But stop feeding that boy KFC F He weighs 40 kilos and hes only three B7 E7 He looks like a clean-shaven Pavarotti F C Ordering to Diet Coke is not the way back G Boombalata kiddie-stuffer D E7 Your kids a fat, have you noticed that? Am F G And you oughta be ashamed Am7 F G For you only have yourself to blame. F C G Your 5 year old princess in her size 14 tutu F G Only eats pizza like that because you do F She'lll be dead of a heart attack G C G F G Before your grandchildren are ten F Perhaps you?ll consider G C E7 A cut-back on extra fries then Am Boombalata kiddie-stuffer D9 Dm Your kids are fat, have you noticed that Am What are you going to do about that? D7 What are you going to do? Am D7 So you telling me that your family Am D7 Has a history of obesity Am D7 You got a polycystic ovary Am7 D7 Your mum had childhood diabetes Am7 Am7 But - and in your case D7 There's a reasonably big butt Am7 Do you think it's an appropriate treat E7 The all-you-can-eat at Pizza Hut? Am Am/G# There?s no excuse you silly goose Am/G Am/F# For a child with a caboose Am Like a moose who?s eaten too much mousse D D7 It?s tantamount to child abuse Am Kick them off the fucking couch G G/Em Unplug the Playstation Am Send them down to the park G G7 If they don?t wanna go, make ?em Em Tell them they have to jog D7 Until their jogging shorts fit?em D If they hesitate, ask firmly G Ab If they still resist, hit?em F C Is this what you want for your little girl and guy? G D These chips off the pork chop, for the toffee apples of your eye? F C Six packs of kit cats are not the way back G Boombalata Kiddie-Stuffer D E7 Your kids are fat, did ya notice that? Am F G And you ought to be ashamed Am F G For you have only have yourself to blame C G Your 6 year old miniature Jabba the Hut C G Eating half melted Mars Bars from the folds of his gut F He'll be dead of an aneurysm G C G F G Before his own children ism ten F Perhaps you?ll consider G C G F G A cut-back on Taco Bell then F Perhaps you?ll consider G F A cut-back on Krispy Kreme doughnuts G And Popcorn in bucket-sized boxes F G And microwave pizza or drive through McDonalds F G For weeknightly dinners in front of the TV F G And notes to the phys-ed instructor saying timmy has F G Asthma but he really just gets short of breath F G Cus he?s 35 kilos above the ideal weight F G C Of 35 kilos for a nine year old boy
