G5          D5       
If you really loved me the way you say you do
Bb5                           G5
If you love me half as much as I love you
          C5                  Bb5
You would pluck a planet from the sky
      A5                      D5
You?d use a star to dot the ?i?

...        A5            D5          G5
When their love for one another is true
Doo doo doo

..  A5                               D5
But shirking challenges is not what love

       Eb5
Is all about
D5                        Eb5
Love is not all wine and roses
D5                            Eb5
Sometimes it?s handcuffs and cheese
C5                     F5
No-one said love is for free
       A5
And if you agree with that
               C5                           D5                               G5
You?ll sing me passages from the koran wearing nothing but your Bob the Builder hat
               D5
To the tune of waltzing Matilda
       D5                    G5                   Eb5  F5   E5 / / /
I just love the combination of islam , nationalism and buil--der

          A5
Because I need you
       E5
Like a tick needs a tock
     C5
Like bananas need pyjamas
       D5
Like a nun needs cock
           D5                        C5
But if you want to put your love for me first
    B5                        E5
You wouldn?t go through childbirth
               A5            E5
You?d agree to adopt so that you could stay thin
            C5                   D5
We?ll get a Chinese kid, it could teach us Mandarin
    D5                         C5
And communists don?t make as much noise
            B5              E5             A5   G5
And they?re really good at sharing their toys

          C5
Because I dig you
        G5
Like an Aussie digs pies
     Eb5
Like Born-Agains dig Jesus
     F5
Like Jesus dug guys