Right then, could leave this one without an acurate tab. Done my best, would love to
all the credit but quite honestly just altered exisitng piano music ;-)

Tabbed by: Alex Campbell

Standard Tuning

Less "Common" Chords:

   Eb6  C7  Fm7  Bb7  Emaj7  F#m7
e|  8   8   8    6    0      2
B|  8   8   8    6    0      2
G|  8   9   8    7    1      2
D|  8   8   10   6    1      2
A|  6   10  8    8    2      4
E|  x   8   x    6    0      2

All list available lots of places online.

IMPORTANT: In the verses play the first for variations used above (i.e. all above 5th
However, in the choruses base all your chords as low as possible (e.g. use the lowest G#m
F#m which are based on the 4th and 2nd fret of the 6th string). With this you should 
have to go any higher up the neck than the 4th fret during choruses.

You have to play about a bit to get the end of the chorus right, but the chords are all
I think.

Fill 1: Linking 2 phases of a verse:

       (Bb7)
e|------6-|
B|------6-|
G|------7-|
D|------6-|
A|------8-|
E|--8-7-6-|

Fill 2: Just before chorus

          (Eb6)
e|----------8-|
B|----------8-|
G|----------8-|
D|----------8-|
A|----------6-|
E|--6-8-6-8-x-|


Verse 1

                            Eb6
  Your love for me is not debatable
C7                         Fm7
  Your sexual appetite’s insatiable
Bb7                      Fm7
  You never ever make me waitable
Bb7 (strum once)             Eb6 followed by Fill 1
  Delectable, inflatable you.

                            Eb6
  You don’t have problems with your weight at all
C7                            Fm7
  You never steal food off my plate at all
Bb7                      Fm7
  I never have to masturbate at all
Bb7                        Eb6 followed by Fill 1
  Unstoppable, inflatable you.

                          Eb6
  You never seem to menstruate at all
C7                            Fm7
  So you’re not angry when I’m late at all
Bb7                      Fm7
  I feel permanently felatable
Bb7                       Eb6(once) followed by Fill 2
  Unpoppable, inflatable you.

Chorus 1
     Emaj7                                   Abm
With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away
         F#m                                        Ab7  C#7
With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day-hey
        Emaj7                                   Abm  Abm7
In this ocean of life I’m never afraid we might drown
         F#m7
We could just float forever whatever the weather
Abm7                             C#m7  (F#m7 once)
Whenever my inflatable lover’s around.

Verse 2
Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable
You always do what you are toldable
And if we argue you just foldable
Controllable consolable you.

My mates all reckon you are suitable
I took you ‘round to watch the footable
And Steve and Gary said you’re rootable
Commutable, refutable you.

You’re never sensitive or tickley
When I rub you my skin goes prickerly
It’s know an static electricity
Felicity when I’m kissing you.

Chorus 2
Your skin is so smooth – I couldn’t afford you with hair
You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air
Your problems are simple, I don’t need my Masters in Psych
To know if you get down I just perk you right up
With a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike.

Verse 3
You never wake up when I snore at all
A trait which I find quite adorable
You have a box and you are storable
Ignorable, back-doorable you.

Any sexual position’s feasible
Although you don’t bend at the knees at all
Your hooters are so firm and squeezable
Increasable, un-creasable you.

You don’t complain about my hairy back
Or ‘bout the inches that downstairs I lack
You’re not disgusted by my furry crack
Burt Bacharach, Jack Kerouac ooo.

Now birth control is not an issue
I clean it all up with a tissue
I bet my jealous friend all wish you
Were insatiably inflatably theirs.


Outro
             Fm7
Don’t let me down.
Bb6              Eb6
    Don’t let me down.

And so on.
End on:
Eb6 - Emaj7 (not the low one!) - Ebm7