A (x02220@1) Wossy, in two weeks you'll be gone E/AThis (002100@1)is my last opportunity to sing you a song G/ASo (320203@1)I wanna ask a favour before D (xx0232@1) Dsus2-D* You get on with your life AJonathan, (x02220@1)I wanna make love to you E/AWossy (002100@1)I just wanna make sweet love to you G/AJust (320203@1)once, I wanna make sweet love to you G (320003@1) G/A (320203@1) DSweet (xx0232@1)love to your wife DmThere's (xx0231@1)just something about her That drives me insane A/C# She's got that cute sense of humour And a brilliant brain Bm7But (x20202@1)if I'm totally honest My feelings for Jane AAre (x02220@1)mostly sexual DmDon't (xx0231@1)wanna put you and her In an awkward position A/C# But I know I'd regret it If I didn't ask the question Bm7I (x20202@1)have talked to my wife And she gave me permission G/A (320203@1) AWe (x02220@1)both have a celebrity shag concession G (320003@1) G/A (320203@1)DAnd (xx0232@1)mine is Jane G (320003@1) G/A (320203@1)DHers (xx0232@1)is Wayne Rooney Em7 Although to be fair G/AThere's (320203@1)not much chance of scoring there D (xx0232@1) AJane, (x02220@1)in two weeks time G (320003@1) Your hubby will be out on the breadline baby D (xx0232@1) And surely you're not gonna wanna be G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) Spending time with a bum D (xx0232@1) AI (x02220@1)know that in a month or three GHe'll (320003@1)have weaselled his way back onto my TV D (xx0232@1) GBut (320003@1)in the meantime, would you consider me EFor (022100@1)a little fun? The next 4 verses follow the A - E/A - G/A - D pattern (Could switch the G/A for a G for a bit of variety on one or 2) Just one night, Jane, would embiggen me Just one night, baby, you'll be diggin' me Just a little dabble in temporary bigamy I just wanna make love, sweet love to you What I wouldn't give for just one night with you Nothing too weird, just a nice night with a Couple of whips and an underwater camera I just wanna make a little sweet love to you Wossy, you can watch if that'd make you feel better That'd make it even more unforgettable You can hold the camera and make some bruschetta In case I get hungry making sweet love to your wife Stop me, won't you Wossy, if this is getting weird? The thought of Jane nuzzling my ginger beard I'm just doing a song, like we agreed And it just happens to be a song about how I wanna Make sweet love to your wife Oooh DmJonathan (xx0231@1)I've always admired you A/C# I was nervous about our interview Bm7But (x20202@1)your producers assured me That all I had to do G/A (320203@1) DWas (xx0232@1)be totally honest...with you Then mess around in D for a while, if you can do what Tim does, congratulations!
