A5 Wossy, in two weeks you?ll be gone E5 This is my last opportunity to sing you a song G5 So I wanna ask a favour before D5 D5 - D5 * You get on with your life A5 Jonathan, I wanna make love to you E5 Wossy I just wanna make sweet love to you G5 Just once, I wanna make sweet love to you G5 G5 D5 Sweet love to your wife D5 There?s just something about her That drives me insane A5 She?s got that cute sense of humour And a brilliant brain B5 But if I?m totally honest My feelings for Jane A5 Are mostly sexual D5 Don?t wanna put you and her In an awkward position A5 But I know I?d regret it If I didn?t ask the question B5 I have talked to my wife And she gave me permission G5 A5 We both have a celebrity shag concession G5 G5 D5 And mine is Jane G5 G5 D5 Hers is Wayne Rooney E5 Although to be fair G5 There?s not much chance of scoring there D5 A5 Jane, in two weeks time G5 Your hubby will be out on the breadline baby D5 And surely you?re not gonna wanna be G5 A5 Spending time with a bum D5 A5 I know that in a month or three G5 He?ll have weaselled his way back onto my TV D5 G5 But in the meantime, would you consider me E5 For a little fun? The next 4 verses follow the A - E/A - G/A - D pattern (Could switch the G/A for a G for a bit of variety on one or 2) Just one night, Jane, would embiggen me Just one night, baby, you?ll be diggin? me Just a little dabble in temporary bigamy I just wanna make love, sweet love to you What I wouldn?t give for just one night with you Nothing too weird, just a nice night with a Couple of whips and an underwater camera I just wanna make a little sweet love to you Wossy, you can watch if that?d make you feel better That?d make it even more unforgettable You can hold the camera and make some bruschetta In case I get hungry making sweet love to your wife Stop me, won?t you Wossy, if this is getting weird? The thought of Jane nuzzling my ginger beard I?m just doing a song, like we agreed And it just happens to be a song about how I wanna Make sweet love to your wife Oooh D5 Jonathan I?ve always admired you A5 I was nervous about our interview B5 But your producers assured me That all I had to do G5 D5 Was be totally honest...with you Then mess around in D for a while, if you can do what Tim does, congratulations!
