[Verse 1] G G Somewhere in your wardrobe I'd be willing to bet F C there's a t-shirt probly bearing the silhouette of Che Guevara (not sure on this little funky bit as I can't find a way to make it fit in with the song, just sticking to a pause after the C, but here's what I think it is) E----------------------------- | B----------------------------- | G----------------------------- | x2 A----------------------------- | D---3p1p0---3p1p0----3--5----- | E---------3-------3----------- | (anyway, on with the show) G He was revolutionary, yeah, he wore a cool hat F C but behind the design I think you might find it's not quite as simple as that (funky bit) Bb5 A5 G Che was a bit of a homophobe, Che was a bit of a homophooooobe x2 [Chorus] G Bm C This is my song in defence of the fence D A little sing along, a tribute to ambivalence Eb Bb The more you know the harder you will find it F Eb To make up your mind it doesn't really matter if you find Eb You can't see which grass is greener Bb F Chances are it's neither and either way it's easier Eb F G To see the difference when you're sitting on the fence [Verse 2] G Somewhere in your house I'd be willing to bet F C there's a picture of that grinning hippy from Tibet - the Dalai Llama (funky town) G He's a lovely, funny fella, he does good stuff galore F C but let's not forget that back in Tibet those funky monks used to dick the poor yeah (funktaculous) Bb A G And the [Buddhist slime?] about future lives is the perfect way to stop the powerless rising up Bb A G And he tells the poor they will live again, cos he's rich now so it's easy for him to say [Chrous] G Bm C I'm taking a stand in defence of the fence C D I got a little band playing anthems to ambivalence Eb Bb We divide the world into terrorists and heroes F Eb Into normal folk and weirdos, into good people and paedos Eb Bb Into things that give you cancer and the things that cu-ure cancer F And the things that don't cause cancer, but there's a chance they will cause cancer in the future Eb Bb We divide the world to stop us feeling frightened F Eb Into wrong and into right and into black and into white and Eb Bb into real men and fairies, into status quo and scary F Eb F G yeah we want the world binary, binary, but it's not that simple. [Break] terrible hand diagram -> _ | | | | 01234 Chords used: (1) (2) (3) (4) E---x------ | ---x----- | ---x---- | --x------------------ | B---3------ | ---3----- | ---3---- | --3------------------ | G---0------ | ---0----- | ---0---- | --0------------------ | A---0------ | ---3----- | ---2---- | --1------------------ | D---x------ | ---x----- | ---x---- | --x------------------ | E---3------ | ---3----- | ---3---- | --3------------------ | Fingers for each note: 4 4 4 4 3 1 1 2 2 2 2 (1) (2) And your dog has a bigger carbon footprint than a four wheel drive (3) (4) Yea your dog has a bigger carbon footprint than a four wheel drive (1) (2) And your dog has a bigger carbon footprint than a four wheel drive (3) -stop- Well so does your baby, maybe you oughta trade HIM in for a Prius ROCK! (no idea how this would work on an acoustic, but if you want you can hit an F for a few bars while shaking your head around like a maniac) [Chorus] G Bm C I'm taking a stand in defence of the fence C D I got a little band playing tributes to ambivalence Eb Bb We divide the world into liberals and gun-freaks F Eb Into atheists and fundies, into tee-tot'lers and junkies Eb Bb Into chemical and natural, into fictional and factual F Into science and supernatural, but it's actually naturally not that white and black you'll be Eb Bb Dividing us into terrorists and heroes F Eb Into normal folk and weirdos, into good people and paedos Eb Bb Into things that give you cancer and the things that cu-ure cancer F And things that don't cause cancer, but there's a chance that in the future Eb Bb We divide the world to stop us feeling frightened F Eb Into wrong and into right and into black and into white and Eb Bb into real men and fairies, into status quo and scary F yeah we want the world binary, binary, 00 11 - 01! Eb , Bb , F , Eb Eb , Bb , F Eb Bb The more you know the harder you will find it F Eb To make up your mind it doesn't really matter if you find Eb You can't see which grass is greener Bb F Chances are it's neither and either way it's easier Eb F G To see the difference when you're sitting on the fence
