GI (320003@1)really like Christmas
          C (x32010@1)                               GIt's (320003@1)sentimental, I know, but I just really like it
GI (320003@1)am hardly religious
           C (x32010@1)                                               GI'd (320003@1)rather break bread with Dawkins than Desmond Tutu, to be honest

DAnd (xx0232@1)yes, I have all of the usual objections
        Am (x02210@1)                                            CTo (x32010@1)consumerism, The commercialisation of an ancient religion

To the westernisation of a dead Palestinian
                                           GPress-ganged (320003@1)into selling Playstations and beer
             DBut (xx0232@1)I still really like it

GI'm (320003@1)looking forward to Christmas
               C (x32010@1)                  GThough (320003@1)I'm not expecting a visit from Jesus

DI'll (xx0232@1)be seeing my dad
   C (x32010@1)                                 GMy (320003@1)brother and sisters, my gran and my mum
Em (022000@1)                                  AmThey'll (x02210@1)be drinking white wine in the sun
                  DI'll (xx0232@1)be seeing my dad
   C (x32010@1)                                 GMy (320003@1)brother and sisters, my gran and my mum
Em (022000@1)                                  AmThey'll (x02210@1)be drinking white wine in the sun

It literally does this for the rest of the song :3