have just literarly transcribed them they sound right when i play it with the music :P

Intro: Em, B, C, B

EmAll (022000@1)my carefully measured metaphor
              BAll (x2444x@1)my flat nine dominant seven chords
                  CAll (x32010@1)of my shtick
                   CMy (x32010@1)lyrical trickery
                   BAll (x2444x@1)of those bows

All that applause

All my intertextuality
All my self-aware hypocrisy
All of those rhymes
My irregular times
All my softly spoken sophistry

All my make-up, all my lights
All my photo shoots in tights
All my pretensions
All my intentions
All my glitzy opening nights

CAll (x32010@1)my brow-dependent jokes
            GAll (320003@1)my mirror balls and smoke
     EmAll (022000@1)my tilts at wit and whimsy
           BAll (x2444x@1)my poetry
                                               CMy (x32010@1)swear words and my smut
         C (x32010@1)               
Will never get as many hit's as
 B (x2444x@1)                                EmKittens (022000@1)Waking Up