http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcFd5j1cios

Capo 4

"G3rd" =  normal G chord

"G5th" =  EADGBe
          54xxx5

"G1st" =  EADGBe
          000001

"G7th" =  EADGBe
          760007
Cm7    =  EADGBe
          x32000

3      =  EADGBe
          000003

0      =  EADGBe
          000000

5      =  EADGBe
          000005

1      =  EADGBe
          000001

1p  =     EADGBe
          xxxxx1
             
        C                  Em
When a man wears trousers, he's still a man
       Dm                   G
When a girl wears trousers, she's still a girl
          C 
When your dad wears lipstick
 G5th G1st    G7th  G3rd  C     Cm7  
Alarm Bells, Alarm Bells, Alarm Bells

         C             Em
When the vicar smiles, he's being nice
         Dm           G
When the vicar prays, he's being kind
         C
When the vicar's head revolves
 G5th G1st    G7th  G3rd  C     Cm7  
Alarm bells, Alarm bells, Alarm bells

         C                        Em         
When the rollercoaster's fast, it makes you feel high
         Dm                       G
When the rollercoaster spins, the World wizzes by
             C 
When there's blood on the seats
 G5th  G1st   G7th  G3rd   C     Cm7 
Alarm Bells, Alarm Bells, Alarm Bells

       C                                     Em
If the air cabin says fasten your seatbelts, that's alright
               Dm                                  G
When there's a little bit of turbulence, it's just part of the flight
       C
If you overhear the pilot say What does that light mean
 G5th  G1st   G7th  G3rd   C     Cm7 
Alarm Bells, Alarm Bells, Alarm Bells

3       0
In your life
0     3   5      3   0
There are sights and smells
    1                    1p    1p
But listen now for those alarm bells


For ex-amp-le I am now a quarter of the way into my act!
e|-1-1----------------------------|
B|------5--3----------------------|
G|------------5-55-55-55-55-------|
D|--------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------|