Capo 4

             
        C5                  E5
When a man wears trousers, he's still a man
       D5                   G5
When a girl wears trousers, she's still a girl
          C5 
When your dad wears lipstick
 G5th G1st    G7th  G3rd  C5     C5  
Alarm Bells, Alarm Bells, Alarm Bells

         C5             E5
When the vicar smiles, he's being nice
         D5           G5
When the vicar prays, he's being kind
         C5
When the vicar's head revolves
 G5th G1st    G7th  G3rd  C5     C5  
Alarm bells, Alarm bells, Alarm bells

         C5                        E5         
When the rollercoaster's fast, it makes you feel high
         D5                       G5
When the rollercoaster spins, the World wizzes by
             C5 
When there's blood on the seats
 G5th  G1st   G7th  G3rd   C5     C5 
Alarm Bells, Alarm Bells, Alarm Bells

       C5                                     E5
If the air cabin says fasten your seatbelts, that's alright
               D5                                  G5
When there's a little bit of turbulence, it's just part of the flight
       C5
If you overhear the pilot say What does that light mean
 G5th  G1st   G7th  G3rd   C5     C5 
Alarm Bells, Alarm Bells, Alarm Bells

3       0
In your life
0     3   5      3   0
There are sights and smells
    1                    1p    1p
But listen now for those alarm bells


For ex-amp-le I am now a quarter of the way into my act!
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