Capo 2 
 
 
Chorus 1: 
E5                        B5 
Church League, Softball, Fist Fight 
       B5                        E5 
Gettin washed in the blood on a Tuesday night 
           E5                 A5 
What would Jesus do, lord he wouldn't do that 
      B5                                       E5  
Knock hell outta the preacher with a softball bat 
 
 
         E5  
Well the swinging Sheppard's from the Sheep of the Savoir 
     B5                      E5 
were tied with the sourwood church of Christ 
   E5 
An example of some highly unholy behavior 
     B5                                    E5  
in a game that had already been protested twice 
A5   
Something unbiblical must have been said 
            E5  
for them to be aimin? heat at the minister's head 
A5 
Clockin the clergy ain't the thing to do  
              B5 
But neither's the high hard one on the 0-2 
 

Chorus 2: 
Church League, Softball, Fist Fight 
A body layin' on the hands 'neath the left field lights 
Knockin out four teeth, gettin a busted lip  
Aint exactly my idea of Christian Fellership 
 

Church League, Softball, Fist Fight  
Rollin round the pitchers mound it just don't look right 
where the nice people from the church and the Sunday school class 
To trade a cup of brotherhood for a can of whoop-ass