I could be wrong      Tim Wilson
A (x02220@1)                        CI (x32010@1)guess I'm tired of Oprah Winfrey's ass
        G (320003@1)              D (xx0232@1) 
Tellin' me every move to make
A (x02220@1)                      CAnd (x32010@1)I'm tired of Martha Stewart's ass
        G (320003@1)               DTellin' (xx0232@1)me how to bake a cake
A (x02220@1)                 CAnd (x32010@1)I've just about had my fill
   G (320003@1)            DOf (xx0232@1)Doctor fucking Phil
A (x02220@1)                 CTired (x32010@1)of looking at Tiger's ass
      G (320003@1)               DAnd (xx0232@1)Shaquil O' fucking Neal
G (320003@1)                 D (xx0232@1)              AParis (x02220@1)Hilton could fuck up a county fair
G (320003@1)                        DJust (xx0232@1)proof that you can be stupid
EAnd (022100@1)still be a billion-fucking-aire
A (x02220@1)           C (x32010@1)                 G (320003@1)                   DI'm (xx0232@1)tired of Simon's ass tellin' people that they can't sing
A (x02220@1)              C (x32010@1)              G (320003@1)                   DI'd (xx0232@1)fire Donald Trump's ass for knowing every fucking thing
A (x02220@1)                CJenn (x32010@1)and Brad and Angelina's ass
           G (320003@1)                 D (xx0232@1)         
I'm about tired of lookin' at them
A (x02220@1)                     CAnd (x32010@1)I'm about ready for Hollywood's ass
    G (320003@1)                DTo (xx0232@1)run out of fucking film!
G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)           AI'm (x02220@1)tired of everything on TV
G (320003@1)              DEverybody (xx0232@1)loves Raymond
EExcept (022100@1)for fucking me!
A (x02220@1)                CI'm (x32010@1)tired of that Lance's ass
   G (320003@1)                DIn (xx0232@1)France ridin' on a bike
A (x02220@1)               CAnd (x32010@1)I could purty much give a damn
      G (320003@1)                        DWhat (xx0232@1)some actress's dress looks like
A (x02220@1)              C (x32010@1)                         G (320003@1)                DIt'd (xx0232@1)be nice if Hip-Hop's ass would finally learn to play three cords
A (x02220@1)                       CAnd (x32010@1)I'm about fed up with Nashville's ass
         G (320003@1)                DAnd (xx0232@1)the "Hand-me-a-trophy" awards
G (320003@1)         D (xx0232@1)                           ABarry (x02220@1)Bonds hittin' a bunch of fake home runs
G (320003@1)                     DAnd (xx0232@1)that fake-ass Larry the Cable's ass
    EAnd (022100@1)Git Er fucking Done!
A (x02220@1)                CI'd (x32010@1)like to watch football's ass
G (320003@1)                    DWithout (xx0232@1)worryin' about B.O.
A (x02220@1)                      CAnd (x32010@1)I'm resolved to tell W's ass
          G (320003@1)                 DWhere (xx0232@1)the fuck he can fucking go
A (x02220@1)                  C (x32010@1)      
I'd be the first to second
             G (320003@1)                                DTellin' (xx0232@1)the third world what the fuck they can fucking do!
A (x02220@1)                   C (x32010@1)                     G (320003@1)             DIt'd (xx0232@1)be fun to watch Mel Gibson's ass gettin' whipped by the Jews
A (x02220@1)             C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)                  DI'm (xx0232@1)tired of my own ass singing this fucking song
A (x02220@1)                       CThere's (x32010@1)a lot of people's ass I'm tired of
         G (320003@1)               DBut (xx0232@1)the list's too fucking long!
                GAnd (320003@1)I could be wrong...
                 AOHH, (x02220@1)I could be wrong!



sounded pretty good with four beers in but I could be wrong