----------------------------------------------------------------------------- I MIGHT BE A CUNT - TISM ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: Refugeesus Email: bxy959@hotmail.com or www.myspace.com/sinistertones Tuning: Standard A note for fans, Yay! TISM! Lyrics: C5 Bb5 C5 I might be a rock star, but i'll never be a critic C5 Bb5 C5 I might like porno but Baywatch is fucking sick! E5 F5 G5 C5 I might have screwed you sister, but i'll never screw your mum E5 F5 G5 A5 G5 F5 E5 F5 E5 F5 I might have gone to uni, but at least i know im dumb C F I might be a cunt whoa oh C F G C I might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt! C5 Bb5 C5 I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun C5 Bb5 C5 I might not be homosexual, but i've slept with a guy who's one E5 F5 G5 C5 I might agree with Jesus, but i ain't got no religious belief E5 F5 G5 A5 G5 F5 E5 F5 E5 F5 At least i clean the drops up when i piss on the toilet seat. C F I might be a cunt whoa oh C F G C I might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt! Knicker knicker knob me???? C5 Bb5 C5 I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows C5 Bb5 C5 I might watch a current affair, but i watch frontline also E5 F5 G5 C5 I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you've gotta wonder? E5 F5 G5 A5 G5 F5 E5 F5 I mightn't tell the truth all the time Hey what's your mum's number? C F I might be a cunt whoa oh C F G C I might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt! F G C but im not a fucking cunt! F G C but im not a fucking cunt! =============================================================================