The original didn't have the full lyrics typed out so I figured I'd submit a complete version. Credit to robertatscn, for doing the majority of the song CaptBadass, for the last two verses and EakEak, for the solo G Em C G I'm sorry mama, but I been drinkin' again. C G D C Me and the old man got us a head start on the weekend. G Em C G And rest assured tonight I'm gonna be in Kevin's basement with all my friends. C G D C Provided we can get, get our lazy asses down to Bottle King by ten. Em G C G And the walk home is gonna be a real shit show. Am G D C I'll be pickin' up half smoked cigarette butts all up and down Rock Road. Em G C G And then throw up in the warm glow of the traffic light. Am G D C I'm gonna put the devil inside me to sleep if it takes all night. G Em C G So lets get fucked up, and lets pretend we're all okay. C G D C And if you got something that you can't live with, save it for another day. G D G Save it for another day. G Em C G I'm sorry, Mama, expect a call from the neighbors tonight C G D C All of my asshole buddies are coming over and they're feeling a little too alright G Em C G I'm sick and tired of everyone in this town being so goddamn uptight C G D C But don't you worry, I'll do all the talking when they turn on the flashing lights Em G C G When I'm an old man I can be the quiet type Am G D C And I can go without a moment of fun for the rest of my life Em G C G I can read a good book and I can be in bed by ten Am G D C And I can get up early, go to work and come home, and start it all over again G Em C G But while we're young, boys, everybody raise your glasses high C G D C Singing, "Here's to the good times, here's to the home team Kiss the good times goodbye G D G Oh yeah, kiss the good times goodbye" G C I need a timeout, I need an escape from reality D C Or else I need eternal darkness and death, I need an exit strategy. G C Down in North Carolina I could have been a productive member of society D C But these New Jersey cigarettes and all they require have made a fucking junkie out of me G D G C So give me a Guinness, give me a keystone light, give me a kegger on a Friday night. G D C Give me anything, but another year in exile -ile, illleee G C D C I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey right now! G C D I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey, God knows how many times I've said this C before, but I really don't feel like doing this anymore. G D G D G So Andy lets turn into dirty old men. Close down the bar every night at the Glen Rock Inn. D G Talk about our grand-kids as we stroke our grey beards. G D G Funny we're still doing car bombs after all of these years. C And I know there are bicycles waiting to ride, G But I could swear I heard voices on the other side. A C D Saying wait until you see the whites of their eyes. G D G And now that I'm older, I look back and say C D G "What the fuck was it for anyway?" G D G Those dreams are lying in the still of the grave C D G What the fuck were they for anyway? G D G So let it be on a stretcher if I get carried away C D G C What the fuck was it for anyway? G D G What the fuck was it for anyway? 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