Originally a Spider Bags song, but I like the Daytrotter version Titus Andronicus did better.

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If you're gonna be so ill tempered, I don't know why you're still around
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There ain't no curfew on hard living in this poorly painted town
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So leave the bottle where you found it, and let me lay here on the ground
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Waking up drunk makes me happy, lately you just bring me down

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I was drinking when I met you, and I'll be drunk when you leave
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And I'll be drinking to forget you, I guess I'll do just what I please
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Well a woman is just a memory from which the bottle gives relief
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Waking up drunk makes me happy, lately you just give me grief.
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Waking up drunk makes me happy, and I'm about as happy as I can be.
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In one end and out the other, you got a sister, you got a brother
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Take the piss, but give a holler, I'll see you when you lose your collier
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And I know more about my future than I do about my past
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So if you got something that you wanna tell me, baby
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You better make it fast

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Shot of whisky, glass of stout
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That'll cure a ghost sound
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Waking up drunk makes me happy, lately you just bring me down
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Whoa-oh you just bring me down X 4