Intro: Am F Am G Am Am F Am This song sounds dramatic Am F Am But I'm bad at writing words Am F Am If you don't speak English Am E Am This probably sounds pretty good Am You'd probably think I'm singing Am F Am 'Bout some pretty serious stuff Am F G Am But in reality I'm singing about the lack of stuff I'm singing 'bout F G Am This part's intense and emotional F G As long as you don't understand it Am F Your foreign grandma G Am Would love this song F Am Please send it to her F Am And she'll probably tell her foreign friends about the F Am F Am song her grandson or daughter sent her today F G Am Am C G This song might hit the charts in her country if parts sounded like Coldplay Am F Am C G If the chorus sounds like Coldplay F Am G Am Then I'll put some La La La's in there F E La la la la la la la la la la la la (Coldplay) Am F Am Hopefully your foreign grandma listens to this song every day Am E Am And if she asks you to translate the lyrics here's what you say F G Am A perfect translation does not exist F G Am Well, at least, not in your language F G Am But if you must know, well, picture this F Am E 50 billion rainbows and the sun is setting Am F And the moon is setting also Am F Am And you're there in a gazebo F G And then God descends from heaven G Am And he gives you a million dollars Am F Am F Am Take that feeling and put it into a song Am F G Am I could translate word by word but that'd take too long Am F Am And I've got stuff to do Grandma I don't have time for this Am F Am You gotta trust me Grandma Am E Am This freaking song is brilliant
