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Strumming pattern. DuDu
 Em (022000@1)  CSide (x32010@1)burns.
         G (320003@1)        DOn (xx0232@1)the side of my face.
       Em (022000@1) CAs (x32010@1)my head turns,
          G (320003@1)                     Dyou (xx0232@1)can see they're in the same place.
            Em (022000@1) COn (x32010@1)either side. Burns.
       G (320003@1)         DThey (xx0232@1)can't be replaced.
       Em (022000@1)  CMy (x32010@1)insides burn,
         G (320003@1)          Dwhen (xx0232@1)I think of the days 
before my...
EmMy (022000@1)side burns.
C (x32010@1)Look at my sideburns,
Gboy (320003@1)don't touch my sideburns,
D (xx0232@1)why would you do that?
EmMy (022000@1)heart yearns
C (x32010@1)              Gfor (320003@1)my own sideburns.
DMy (xx0232@1)side actually burns now, 
what is that?
EmWhat (022000@1)the heck man,
C (x32010@1)why does my side burn?
GWhat (320003@1)the heck's going on?
D (xx0232@1)My side burns.

EmDoes (022000@1)anybody have
C (x32010@1)some aloe vera?
GIf (320003@1)you do, bring it backstage,
D (xx0232@1)I'll pay you back.

Em (022000@1)             C (x32010@1)
Nineteen-eighty-five,
           G (320003@1)               Dfrom (xx0232@1)the womb I came out (on my birthday)
 Em (022000@1)        CThe (x32010@1)doctor said,
G (320003@1)                D (xx0232@1)"What you crying about?"
Em (022000@1)      C (x32010@1)I said, "Is that a rhetorical question?
G (320003@1)              D (xx0232@1)You know why I cried.
Em (022000@1)        CI (x32010@1)have a serious lack of
G (320003@1)           Dhair (xx0232@1)on the side... of my head.
EmLittle (022000@1)baby people
C (x32010@1)don't have sideburns.
GThey (320003@1)gotta grow them
D (xx0232@1)when they're older.
EmBut (022000@1)if your little baby
C (x32010@1)already has sideburns,
Gthat's (320003@1)awesome!
D (xx0232@1)Don't be concerned.
Em (022000@1)   CDon't (x32010@1)be concerned
     Gabout (320003@1)your little bitty baby
D (xx0232@1)with the big big sideburns.

Em (022000@1)        
You should not be
 C (x32010@1)concerned or sound about
 Gthe (320003@1)little itty bitty baby
D (xx0232@1)with the big big sideburns.
Em (022000@1)                         CYour (x32010@1)little baby gonna be a pimp.
G (320003@1)                                      DYour (xx0232@1)little baby gonna be a little baby pimp.
 Em (022000@1)                  CYou (x32010@1)should probably discourage
                G (320003@1)that kind of profession,
                 DBecause (xx0232@1)it's illegal.

EmAnd (022000@1)your baby's too
 Cyoung (x32010@1)to be concerned
        G (320003@1)             
about starting a business,
      Dbut (xx0232@1)that's impressive
         Em (022000@1)if it's got the mindset.
      EmMy (022000@1)sideburns
  Clook (x32010@1)at my sideburns,
Gback (320003@1)on track talkin,
  Dtalkin, (xx0232@1)bout side burns!

EmMy (022000@1)sideburns
C (x32010@1)look a ma' side burns.
GLa (320003@1)li li li li
D (xx0232@1)
loo loo 
      Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1)   G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)Side bur, hur, hurrrrnns.

Sideburns.