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* Statistician's Blues - TODD SNIDER *
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Tabbed by JP
Standard Tuning EADGBe
Finger pick as necessary (listen to track), or just strum with a pick. Enjoy.
CHORDS USED:
F#m (244222@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) D (xx0232@1) E (022100@1)EADGBe EADGBe EADGBe EADGBe EADGBe
244222 002220 224442 x00232 022100
VERSE 1:
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) AThey (x02220@1)say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain
B7 (x21202@1) E97 (022100@1)percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) AI'll (x02220@1)never know which one I am but I'll bet you my last dime
D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) A99 (x02220@1)percent think with 3 percent 100 percent of the time
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) A64 (x02220@1)percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
B7 (x21202@1) E82.4 (022100@1)percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) AI (x02220@1)don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
D (xx0232@1) AI (x02220@1)need another double shot of something 90 proof
CHORUS:
E (022100@1) AI (x02220@1)got too much to think about
D (xx0232@1) AToo (x02220@1)much to think about
D (xx0232@1) AToo (x02220@1)much to figure out
D (xx0232@1) E (022100@1) F#m (244222@1) D (xx0232@1)Stuck between hope and doubt
A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) AIt's (x02220@1)too much to think about
VERSE 2:
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1)
They say 92 percent of everything you learned in college was just bullshit you'll never
Aneed (x02220@1) B7 (x21202@1) E84 (022100@1)percent of everything you got you bought to satisfy your greed
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) ABecause (x02220@1)90 percent of the world's population links possessions to success
D (xx0232@1) AEven (x02220@1)though 80 percent of the wealthiest 1 percent of the population
E (022100@1) ADrinks (x02220@1)to an alarming excess
More money, more stress I guess
CHORUS:
D (xx0232@1) AToo (x02220@1)much to think about
D (xx0232@1) AToo (x02220@1)much to figure out
D (xx0232@1) E (022100@1) F#m (244222@1) D (xx0232@1)Stuck between hope and doubt
A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) AIt's (x02220@1)too much to think about
VERSE 3:
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) A74 (x02220@1)percent of all statisticians truly hate their fucking jobs
B7They (x21202@1)say the average bank robber lives within about 20 miles of the bank that
Ehe (022100@1)robs
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1)
There's this little bank not far from here that I've been watching now for a
Awhile (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1)
Lately all I can think about is how bad I wanna go out in style
D (xx0232@1) AToo (x02220@1)much to think about
D (xx0232@1) AToo (x02220@1)much to figure out
D (xx0232@1) E (022100@1) F#m (244222@1) D (xx0232@1)Stuck between hope and doubt
A (x02220@1) E (022100@1)
It's too much to think about
Amen
A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) AIt's (x02220@1)too much to think about
Mmm hmmm
