----------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Statistician's Blues - TODD SNIDER * ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by JP Standard Tuning EADGBe Finger pick as necessary (listen to track), or just strum with a pick. Enjoy. CHORDS USED: F#m A B D E EADGBe EADGBe EADGBe EADGBe EADGBe 244222 002220 224442 x00232 022100 VERSE 1: A D A They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain B7 E 97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain A D A I'll never know which one I am but I'll bet you my last dime D A E A 99 percent think with 3 percent 100 percent of the time A D A 64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot B7 E 82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not A D A I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt D A I need another double shot of something 90 proof CHORUS: E A I got too much to think about D A Too much to think about D A Too much to figure out D E F#m D Stuck between hope and doubt A E A It's too much to think about VERSE 2: A D They say 92 percent of everything you learned in college was just bullshit you'll never A need B7 E 84 percent of everything you got you bought to satisfy your greed A D A Because 90 percent of the world's population links possessions to success D A Even though 80 percent of the wealthiest 1 percent of the population E A Drinks to an alarming excess More money, more stress I guess CHORUS: D A Too much to think about D A Too much to figure out D E F#m D Stuck between hope and doubt A E A It's too much to think about VERSE 3: A D A 74 percent of all statisticians truly hate their fucking jobs B7 They say the average bank robber lives within about 20 miles of the bank that E he robs A D There's this little bank not far from here that I've been watching now for a A while D A E A Lately all I can think about is how bad I wanna go out in style D A Too much to think about D A Too much to figure out D E F#m D Stuck between hope and doubt A E It's too much to think about Amen A E A It's too much to think about Mmm hmmm