C A7 D7 G7 C A7 D7 G7 Spring is here, a-suh-puh-spring is here, Life is skittles and life is beer Dm7 G7 C G7 C A7 D7 I think the loveliest time of the year Is the spring, I do, don't you? G7 Course you do! Dm G7 C But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me D7 G Gdim G7 And makes every Sunday a treat for me... C Cmaj7 C All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon Gdim G7 When we're poisoning pigeons in the park Dm F# F Dm6 Every Sunday you'll see my sweetheart and me G7 C As we poison the pigeons in the park Fm When they see us coming, The birdies all try and hide D7 G7 But they still go for peanuts, When coated with cy-an-hide C Cmaj7 C6 C The sun's shining bright, Everything seems all right D7 G7 C When we're poisoning pigeons in the park G7sus4 G7 Cmaj7 C6 G7sus4 G7 We've gained notoriety, And caused much anxiety, In the Audubon Society Cmaj7 A7sus4 A7 Dmaj7 D6 A7 With our games They call it impiety and lack of propriety, and quite a variety D of unpleasant names D7 G D7 G7 But it's not against any religion, To want to dispose of a pigeon C Cmaj7 C6 C Gdim G7 So, if, Sunday you're free, why don't you come with me and we'll poison the pigeons in the park Dm F# F Dm6 G7 C And maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two, while we're poisoning pigeons in the park Fm D7 G7 We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment, Except for the few we take home to experiment C C7 C6 C My pulse will be quickenin' With each drop of strychnine D7 G7 D7 D7 G7 C We feed to a pigeon It just takes a smidgin! To poison a pigeon in the park