Tabbed by: Dave S. Tuning: Standard (CAP0 5th Fret) C5 G5 I always will remember twas a year ago November C5 A5 D5 G5 I went out to hunt some deer on a morning bright and clear C5 C5 F5 F5 I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow C5 G5 C5 Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow C5 G5 I was in no mood to trifle I took down my trusty rifle C5 A5 D5 G5 Went out to stalk my prey what a haul I made that day C5 C5 F5 F5 I tied them to my fender and I drove them home somehow C5 G5 C5 Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow E5 B5 The law was very firm it, took away my permit E5 E5 B5 The worst punishment I ever endured E5 B5 It turned out there was a reason, cows were out of season E5 E5 * B5 G5 And one of the hunters wasn't insured C5 G5 People ask me how I do it and I say theres nothing to it C5 A5 D5 G5 You just stand there looking cute and when something moves you shoot C5 C5 F5 F5 And theres ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now C5 G5 C5 F5 C5 Two game wardens, seven hunters and a pure bred guernsey cow